This following is directed at the Rogers corporation.

I'm sorry. I hadn't noticed your poster do, in fact, have page-a-day calendars on them. I also noticed that the one in Champlain mall has been replaced by a digital countdown timer. In my defence, when I was walking past the store on Main St., I was walking at a pace that was too fast to actually notice. Had I took a moment to investigate, I would've seen the page-a-day calendar on the poster in the window.

Once again, I apologize. Just don't make me have to yell at you again.

-The Rev. Dr. DJ Liam Cole, Esq., Ph.D, LMnoP.