I love The Office.

Go away.

I love The Office. The one with Steve Carrell. Oh, he is so awesome. Ever see Anchorman? Brick is my favouritest.

Sexy.

After watching Seasons 1-3, however, I was hit with a startling, and actually somewhat terrifying, discovery.

My dad is just like Micheal Scott.

Oh, f***.

Daddy!

I suppose if I'm going to make such an OUTRAGEOUS claim, I should probably back myself up.

If you've met my dad, I shouldn't have to.

But I assume some of you haven't, so here we go!

My dad tries way to hard to be cool. I could tell him the youth of today are still calling people "jive turkeys", and he'd go around saying it to everyone. Especially me. And then I would just shake my head and drown him out to the tune of the Macerena, playing in my head on repeat with the volume up to 11. My dad tries to be funny, when usually he just makes somebody mad. Or sometimes he'll say something that will make everybody around him go "...Did he just say what I thought he said?"

There's a whole lot more to it than that, but I only have so much attention span, and I'd like to move on before I see a bird or something shiny.

My whole family has a character in the office, thought. Taylor, my little brother, is Dwight.

Sometimes, he will give me that very same look.

Taylor likes to think he's in charge of everyone else, the operative words being likes to think. And if he can't have his way, he'll try manipulating my parents. It doesn't always work, but when it does, oh the glee on his face. He also thinks he's tougher than he really is. I'm pretty sure he's told everyone he keeps a loaded pistol in his dresser and a crossbow in the attic.

I also think he's going to marry someone like Angela one day.

Ee-yoy.

My mom is Phyllis. I think all you need to know about my mom and Phyllis is in a picture of Phyllis.

Doncha wanna just give her a hug?

Phyllis is also talked-down to a lot by Dwight, Micheal and Angela. All you really need to know.

Me?

I'm Jim.

Fine origami going on there.

I don't want to toot my own horn, so watch the show, and you'll soon see how Jim is.

I'm either Jim, or Creed.

He's planning on how to get out of your computer and steal it.

...I think there are more pictures than text in this post. I'll try not to do that next time.